George Constanza’s words of wisdom

I know this has been done to death. But couldn’t resist posting this:

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14 thoughts on “George Constanza’s words of wisdom

  1. This is cool lol…I mean its impractical and impossible, but there’s logic in it!!! Nice to see you back in action πŸ™‚

  2. sahi one…i had read this before…had got a so called junk mail with this attached stuff….
    1 more thing…i understood ur funda now…
    A blog a day…keeps u healthy? (healthy???)

  3. Good, one, and I have not read it before…definately another way to look at it. I remember someone else saying that every human knows that death is inevitable…but we still laugh, shout, do some amazing things that humans before us thought was impossible.

  4. i wish i hadnt got this as a n sms just yesterday…and believe me i couldnt agree more …..
    long live famous quotes of the tube

  5. Guess, this isnt a George Costanza original. Remember this from a George Carlin stand-up,

    Carlin’s feedback to God… “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating… you finish off as an orgasm….. – George Carlin”

  6. Sorry for the slight delay.

    This is to inform the owner of this blog (South of the Border, West of the Sun), Accidental Fame Junkie, frequently referred to as AFJ that this blog has been awarded the inaugural cup of isspecial cutting chai for the month of April 2006. For more details click here.

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